How many "New South Africans" does it take these days to change a light bulb?
please!
they will first workshop the sudden loss of light, then put the finding forward to a committee, who will debate whether the lightbulb actually needs changing or is simply on strike.
once it has been established that the lightbulb needs changing, the findings will be forwarded to the human rights commission in order to see if no-one's rights are infringed by the changing of the lightbulb.
once this is done, the act procurement of a new lightbulb will be given to the light bulb procurement commission (lbpc).
the lbpc will get several quotes, be taken to lunch by several companies wanting to sell them a new bulb.
once the "most deserving" tender by a bee company has been accepted, the light bulb will be procured and a brand new bmw will be given to the wife of the head of the procurement agency.
thereafter it should take about 6 - 9 months to place the bulb where it belongs, after the light bulb placers union has negotiated better wages and shorter hours for their members.
total peope needed to change a light bulb - 1686
total cost of a lightbulb - R6 429 863.47 (give or take a few cents)
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